This was our first Halloween living in a real house so we carved a pumpkin and gave out candy this year. It took a mere three hours to give away six big bags of candy. The best part was greeting the trick-or-treaters and hearing their funny comments. Kids really do say the darndest things! Here are the night’s most memorable.
“Did you make rice?” asked one girl as she leaned in a took a big whiff. Indeed, I had just cooked some.
“Mom! Dad! They have a really nice house with hardwood floors and a big screen TV!” said a little boy dressed as Superman. His parents looked embarrassed.
“I’m a ninja” said the first little dude. “and I’m a menacing warrior!” said his younger sibling.